SusMac uses your MacBook's built-in accelerometer to detect physical bonks — and responds with hilarious audio. Pain mode, sexy mode, Halo mode, or your own custom sounds.
Reads the Apple Silicon accelerometer directly at hardware level. Detects bonks, taps, and hits with adjustable sensitivity.
Pain, Sexy, Halo, or load your own MP3 folder. Every bonk triggers a random sound from the selected mode.
Lives in your menu bar. Zero distraction. Start, stop, switch modes, and adjust settings — all from a clean dropdown.
Your license locks to your Mac's hardware UUID. Need to switch? Deactivate and transfer anytime from the menu bar.
Random ow, ouch, and yelp sounds
Escalating responses — the more you bonk, the wilder it gets
Classic Halo death sounds on every hit
Load any folder of MP3 files — your sounds, your rules